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29th July 2014

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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

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adrieldaniel:

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.”  ― Alfred Tennyson

adrieldaniel:

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.”
― Alfred Tennyson

malditosescritores:

Edvard Munch - Anxiety

malditosescritores:

Edvard Munch - Anxiety

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meowlingquimm:

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

brychh

important.

meowlingquimm:

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

brychh

important.

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

27th July 2014

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i am this bitch

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gonevirile:

David Pereira by Bertil Nilsson

gonevirile:

David Pereira by Bertil Nilsson

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Illicit gay photobooth kiss would have gotten both of these guys in serious trouble when the photo was taken in 1953

Photobooths were super popular for homosexuals to keep a memento of their relationship when they were first introduced because of their privacy. Getting developed footage of two people of the same gender kissing in 1950 (as well as being caught in any homosexual activity) would have the subjects charged and sentenced to undergo rehabilitation, it could even land them facing jail time.

Illicit gay photobooth kiss would have gotten both of these guys in serious trouble when the photo was taken in 1953

Photobooths were super popular for homosexuals to keep a memento of their relationship when they were first introduced because of their privacy. Getting developed footage of two people of the same gender kissing in 1950 (as well as being caught in any homosexual activity) would have the subjects charged and sentenced to undergo rehabilitation, it could even land them facing jail time.

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murphyslaw:

Late at night when all the world is sleeping I stay up and think of you And I wish on a star that somewhere you are Thinking of me too
Cause I’m dreaming of you tonight Till tomorrow I’ll be holding you tight And there’s nowhere in the world I’d rather be Than here in my room dreaming about you and me

murphyslaw:

Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I stay up and think of you
And I wish on a star that somewhere you are
Thinking of me too

Cause I’m dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow I’ll be holding you tight
And there’s nowhere in the world I’d rather be
Than here in my room dreaming about you and me

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swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

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25th July 2014

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massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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