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25th July 2014

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wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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eggsackley:

laura callaghan

eggsackley:

laura callaghan

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24th July 2014

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual. — Anonymous

algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

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23rd July 2014

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HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed

me when i cook for meowlingquimm

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She warned us against becoming a movement only for white middle class people, this was 41 years ago, and today, so much of the ways in which LGBT equality has played out has been about white middle class people.

Laverne Cox talking about Sylvia Rivera

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underthesymmetree:

Fibonacci you crazy bastard….

As seen in the solar system (by no ridiculous coincidence), Earth orbits the Sun 8 times in the same period that Venus orbits the Sun 13 times! Drawing a line between Earth & Venus every week results in a spectacular FIVE side symmetry!!

Lets bring up those Fibonacci numbers again: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34..

So if we imagine planets with Fibonacci orbits, do they create Fibonacci symmetries?!

You bet!! Depicted here is a:

  • 2 sided symmetry (5 orbits x 3 orbits)
  • 3 sided symmetry (8 orbits x 5 orbits)
  • sided symmetry (13 orbits x 8 orbits) - like Earth & Venus
  • sided symmetry (21 orbits x 13 orbits)

I wonder if relationships like this exist somewhere in the universe….

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Yes

its so beautiful

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22nd July 2014

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LMFAO is that guy photoshopped in?

jesus christ.

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LMFAO is that guy photoshopped in?

jesus christ.

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Just finished making some handy dandy…
Oil of Malediction!
This shit smells so foul like a whiff has me about fall over and it makes me feel like I’m about to puke. Even after it’s been sealed I still feel sick which means it’s perfect! Lol. And extremely deadly toxic.
It has….
9 nightshade berries 3 plucks of nightshade flowers 3 mugwort leaves A piece of water hemlock root A seed head of water hemlock One leaf, flower, and seed pod of foxglove 9 black peppercorns 3 crown vetch flowers A red hot chili pepper Ground mustard seed Poppy seed Garlic Rattlesnake skin Graveyard dirt Blood red tombstone moss A few sharp shards of black Tibetan quartz 13 wild rose thorns Patchouli oil Cinnamon oil About two ounces of castor oil And then filled rest of the way with olive oil

realmofspirits:

Just finished making some handy dandy…

Oil of Malediction!

This shit smells so foul like a whiff has me about fall over and it makes me feel like I’m about to puke. Even after it’s been sealed I still feel sick which means it’s perfect! Lol. And extremely deadly toxic.

It has….

9 nightshade berries
3 plucks of nightshade flowers
3 mugwort leaves
A piece of water hemlock root
A seed head of water hemlock
One leaf, flower, and seed pod of foxglove
9 black peppercorns
3 crown vetch flowers
A red hot chili pepper
Ground mustard seed
Poppy seed
Garlic
Rattlesnake skin
Graveyard dirt
Blood red tombstone moss
A few sharp shards of black Tibetan quartz
13 wild rose thorns
Patchouli oil
Cinnamon oil
About two ounces of castor oil
And then filled rest of the way with olive oil

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21st July 2014

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