January 2011
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“Was it even considered a baby? Because it was so fat..”
– Sister
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On: More Facts Or Factoids
Tumblr is ranked the 182nd most visited website in the world.
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On: Facts Or Factoids?
Apparently, Rhode Island is a condensed version of it’s true name, which is: Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
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I don't want to put a damper on everybody's New...
I’d like to remember John Lemieux, one of my first friends I had when I came to this part of town. I know you decided to leave us December 31st, 2002, but I will always think of you on this day.
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militanttrash asked: okay so it's been forever since I messaged you but, you know, you asked me some questions a few pages back, so I thought, "better late than never". Okay so right now I'm having some issues forming coherent sentences so bear with me here.
You asked if I had been to a desert, and, as a matter of fact, I sort of have. In mid-Washington and Southeast WA it's a bit...
You asked if I had been to a desert, and, as a matter of fact, I sort of have. In mid-Washington and Southeast WA it's a bit...
Anybody know where I can watch Cherrybomb online?
Thanks.
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December 2010
militanttrash asked: okay so it's been forever since I messaged you but, you know, you asked me some questions a few pages back, so I thought, "better late than never". Okay so right now I'm having some issues forming coherent sentences so bear with me here.
You asked if I had been to a desert, and, as a matter of fact, I sort of have. In mid-Washington and Southeast WA it's a bit...
You asked if I had been to a desert, and, as a matter of fact, I sort of have. In mid-Washington and Southeast WA it's a bit...
WatchThis.. this is my favorite clip of anything ever.
I was laughing so hard when I saw this on tv.
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No Doubt - Marry Me
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the fish I had for almost two years died on me.
It would have been two years mid January.
We had some wonderful times, Mr. Fergusen Parker III, I will miss your silly flopping around when I caught moths for you to eat. I will always think of you when I see fish on tv that follow people’s fingers along the glass, NOT because you did that.. I know you knew you were a lot better than that, but because you knew my face and got so excited...
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I went to the gas station so my dad could get his...
and when I came back my mom told me that if they win the big bucks, she will buy me a house. I said thank you, then she said “and a car!” but I just said “nah I am happy with the one you already gave me”
Then she told me I still owe her a couple thou on that car.
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“Life is what you make of it. Some people get Legos to work with and others shit....”
– Chuck, on the topic of spaceships (via chuckhistory)
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samuelfromtheshire:
Shit brix.
wow. what?
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Nina Simone - Feeling Good
all this time i've thought lady gaga was saying...
I suppose you two didn’t grasp the reference then, eh?
leganddairy:johntravoltage:leganddairy:
it’s not as fun now that i know she wasn’t just thinking of a new way to say “i want your cock”
HEY I KNOW RIGHT I TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS “VERTICAL STICK” FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS
SO DISAPPOINT
ikr at first i was like OH HO WELL PLAYED MS. GAGA
but now i’m just like
NOT SO BUENO
On: Calling Out Whenever Possible
Me: i thought christina was there? she doesnt hate you.. so three!
Meggy : haha no Christina better fucking loce me
Me: hahahahaha LOCE ME
Meggy: LOCE ME KODA
Me: I LOCE YOU SO MUCH KODA
Meggy: so much loce
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On: The Big Chill
Harold: I always thought masturbation was the ultimate act of self-absorption.
Sam: Do you jerk off?
Harold: Does a bear have fleas?
Sam: No, no, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Harold: Does a bear jerk off?
Nick: You know, I shit in the woods, but I can't jerk off.
dirtybrown:
Using my sound editing software I...
