February 2011
maycs asked: I instatly fell in love with you when I saw that robot unicorn attack post <333 Marry me, I'd make you the happiest man on earth and I'd also cook for you lol
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blondimate asked: You are a saint, I love mash-ups I have found tons on youtube that I probably listen to then the originals.
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Rapture Riders
Megan.
His name is Bin, B-I-N…. D-E-R… HahahahhAaa
– Stepher Mariska Hargitay Hollister
Hunny got a booty like pow pow pow
shollister:
Hunny got some boobies like wow oh wow
January 2011
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iwumbo:
i fuckin love smoking weed man
I am with you on that, Captain.
Well.
My filling just came out of my face.
Great timing right? Right when my insurance is cut off.
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The Kooks - Naive
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Do What You Can! →
Help out a good friend on tumblr here. His name is Joey aka Dirtybrown aka an amazing dude with an awesome band called The Lost Years. Check out his tumblr, you will love this guy I promise. So either click the link above to check out how you can help him and his band get another step forward, or check out his blog and realize how sweet and how charming (not to mention downright badass) he is....
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I asked the internet a question and I got the most amazing answer and it cleared up everything I ever had a problem with. Hm.
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On: Nostalgia
I just got done with two hours worth of nintendo playing. I played Duck Hunt, Super Mario Bros. and Duck Tales!! Duck motherlicking tales! Man I forgot how awesome that game was, I remember my brother’s friend Ryan had Duck Tales and I went over to his house with my brother a few times. They were a strange family, and my memory of their crazy backyard still creeps up on me, though it may...
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I remember when I first saw this video, I wanted to be in it so bad.
Now all those simple things are simply too complicated for my life
jennyaddams asked: YOU ARE THE CUTEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE PLANET!
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I’m a 10. I could be a size 8, but I don’t feel like it. You know why? Because...
– NeNe Leakes (via heyboyhey)
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someday you will ache like I ache
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at what point is this money curse going to let up?
sometimes it seems like I’ll never catch the fuck up because once something beneficial happens financially, two other things take a dive.
fuck everything.
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Oh man
Jack Lalanne is no longer with us, he passed away today at the incredible age of ninety-six!
I hope you are lifting thousand pound dumbbells with your tongue wherever you are man.
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And the sky was all violet I wanna give my violet more violence And I’m the one with no soul One above and one below
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jobagel:
Elegant words sorted in a sloppy fashion are anything but.
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On: Everything Is Stupid At Three In The Mornin',...
I thought it was serious business to wake up in the middle of the night with low blood sugar and stuff. but then I realized…
this is going on tumblr, and I am still typing this out.
goodnight you silly asses. Ohhhh and I’d like to know who opened my door in the middle of the night, Stephanie. I hope someone did.
I need to get back to sleep. Bye.
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pioneerman asked: You so punny.